Could Billie’s first day at her new job also be her last? Billie tackles life's big questions at her first day of work; who am I? What am I doing here? And is there always a tiny cat in this desolate wasteland? Welcome to Happy Playland, the Wellington branch.

Take a stand this election. Speak up for what you believe in: dating apps for lesbians. Vote Zara, 2017. Zara has a lot of opinions, mostly about Tinder, but also about education whatsits and political thingy doodles.

Billie is looking for love, Zara is looking for lust. Alone together for the first time… maybe they need to stop and think.

Dinosaurs! Elvis! The feel of velvet! And other obvious ice breakers. With things being so awkward between Billie and Zara, Cris must attempt the impossible - and she’ll do it from Queenstown. Dare to watch?

Want to know the secret to love? It’s DRAMA! Zara might have agreed to go on a date, but does she know what she wants?

Cris wants Billie’s life to have a little more drama - but that’s just not real life, is it? Really it’s simple, straightforward, and there’s no confusion anywhere. Right?!

When Billie’s anxiety starts to spiral, Zara’s there to say the right thing. Let’s hope Zara hasn’t let anything slip…

Everyone’s had a bad flatmate - maybe Cris is that flatmate. Billie and Zara get a crash course in parenting when Cris won’t stop acting like a baby in a ballpit.

What are you going to do about it, Billie?

It’s the end.