Childhood obesity is not to be taken lightly. Can His Darkness summon a killer workout that'll whip these little piglets into shape? With an oink oink here and a squeal squeal there, this ol' Satan's makin' bacon. Oh ho ho ho ho!!!
Up Next in Season 1
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One Krampus Open Slay
Satan is a year round, eternal tormentor. . . so His Darkness is not about to move aside for a "seasonal punisher." The Krampus has made Satan's life a living Hell--more than usual--every Christmas. Well not this time!!. Ho. Ho. Ho. Oh, hell no.
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Anti-Abortion Andy
An avid soul collector knows a soul when he sees one--even in utero. Though philanthropy is not Satan's forte per se, perhaps ol' Scratch can use his soul detection talents to help make some difficult pro-choices.
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Kickin' It Old Testament
Times sure got confusing 21st Century AD. Satan wants to do right and uphold the holy scriptures this time, but nobody obeys Old Testament law anymore. Well Satan's gonna make them obey. He's gonna take them back to the stoning age. "Know what I'm Satan?"
